Bird on roof: Come on chaps. Be brave. We can make it.
Birds 1 & 2 together: Don’t be such a fool. No one has tackled this part of the garden for weeks. It is officially now a jungle. We are too small. It needs a bigger bird!
Just then down swooped a bigger bird and put an end to the conversation by pushing them all out of the bird house!
Drat those pesky pigeons, could be heard floating back on the breeze!